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CB1100F
Joined: Jul 16, 2004
Posts: 3104
Location: Orrington, Maine
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:04 am |
 
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Hope you are all able to be with your family today! |
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Sean
1982 CB900F (currently rebuilding engine)
2001 RC51 (Tatical Nuke!)
2007 GMC 2500 Duramax (work horse)
2008 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon (Wife's Ride)
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sport
CB1100F
Joined: Jul 16, 2004
Posts: 3104
Location: Orrington, Maine
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 11:07 am |
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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.
Every word out of the bird's' mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed.
Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard
for over a minute.
Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and
unforgivable behavior."
John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.
As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, "May I ask what the turkey did?" |
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Sean
1982 CB900F (currently rebuilding engine)
2001 RC51 (Tatical Nuke!)
2007 GMC 2500 Duramax (work horse)
2008 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Rubicon (Wife's Ride)
2001 Audi S4 (Beater car) |
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kcdaniels
Hawk
Joined: Apr 22, 2010
Posts: 420
Location: Lake Placid Fl
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:25 pm |
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very funny!!.... Yes everyone have a happy and safe Thanksgiving and may we count our many blessings !
Dan |
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SEsmick
Silver CB750F
Joined: Jul 01, 2006
Posts: 632
Location: Newton, MA
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:56 pm |
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my Fellow riders, may the holiday treat you well and may your pants stretch indefinitely... Remember Riding is working out, too!
-Seb |
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raycfe
Hawk
Joined: May 07, 2006
Posts: 423
Location: Waterford, Conn
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:05 pm |
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To you and yours, all the best. |
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justwanttoride
Twinstar
Joined: Jul 27, 2010
Posts: 65
Location: Cleveland Ohio
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:24 pm |
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Happy Thanksgiving to all. I will be working out (riding) today. It's only a few miles to my sisters, but I'll have to work off the two or three plates of food & at least one plate of desert. I sure hope I have those infinitely strechting pants on today. |
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grump
Red CB1100F
Joined: Jul 13, 2004
Posts: 5642
Location: Grass Valley,California, USA
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 4:30 pm |
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Best of the day and the whole Holiday, Christmas, New Year season to you all as well. |
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tomk1960
Red CB1100F
Joined: Nov 13, 2009
Posts: 5026
Location: Worcester, MA
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Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:04 pm |
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Happy Thanksgiving to all my friends here. Thanks for all your help, advice, parts, etc. I know a lot more about the bikes I own thanks to you all.
Time to go cycling in preparation for the feast...
Tom |
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Powder coating services, specializing in all F components as well as brake system restoration.
Dealer for Galfer, Spiegler, Apex, APE, 4-into-1, KOSO, Venhill, ProBoltUSA, and Cometic.
CB1123 RMII and WAY faster Kawasakis. |
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PGSmick
CB1100F
Joined: Nov 04, 2004
Posts: 2447
Location: Newton, MA
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 1:18 pm |
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I can't believe we ate the whole thing!  |
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1100 X 2 & 750
"Once you know how it's supposed to work, you can almost always figure out why it doesn't."
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Pointdiver
CB1100F
Joined: Aug 14, 2005
Posts: 3202
Location: Cape Cod, MA
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Fri Nov 25, 2011 3:19 pm |
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Pete, Diane is cooking ANOTHER Turkey today. 
We got yesterdays from Blue Ribbon BBQ, it was awesome! 
Hope you & Seb and everyone else on CB1100F.net had a great holiday. |
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