Anybody tried one of these?.. looks pretty good :)

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:46 am

These guys are having too much fun,,,

Coolness Emulator
Will allow you to interact more normally with various biker microcultures. Using forced-fractal image projection and high-speed clue building database recognition, this ex-black ops military technology is now available to the motorcyclist. Cross-microcultural stealth is now yours! For example, drive your ratty, high-mileage dual sport to a Ducatisti meeting, and the rapid-compilation 'clue building' software quickly (.02 secs) averages a 'look' for you and your machine, cloaking you via forced-fractal projection into an innocuous moto-conformist. Your bike will blend in, and so will you, allowing you to look at bikes, mingle, and not be harassed or snubbed. Look in a rearview mirror and behold yourself resplendent in a Vanson jacket and a Blues Brothers mini chin beard. No one will know! Comes with one scanner and two image projectors (one for you, one for your bike). An add-on audio emulator is available for $380.00 for the ultimate in stealth. Cruise the main street of Sturgis, and your duct-taped Helix becomes a throbbing Fat Bob. Do be careful around Shriner parades and mopeds. Satisfaction or your money back.
Details

Price: $82,579.00

Here is the link

http://www.aerostich.com/product.php?productid=17406&cat=0&page=1

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 4:00 am

Too much time and money and their hands.
A coolness emulator?
That has got to be the trickest thing I have ever seen for the Yamahaha Cruiser Razz

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 5:12 am

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That has got to be the trickest thing I have ever seen for the Yamahaha Cruiser

Ray, you crack me up. roflmao

Thanks

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 6:05 am

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That has got to be the trickest thing I have ever seen for the Yamahaha Cruiser

Lol! Be nice man. They can't help it that they were the nerdy kids growing up.

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:02 pm

rustickles wrote:

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That has got to be the trickest thing I have ever seen for the Yamahaha Cruiser

Ray, you crack me up. roflmao

Thanks

Well think about it Russ, Yamahaha has made these commercials on tv for their Star Motorcycles. They spent hundreds of thousands of dollars to put forth the proposition that the Star M/C is a col bike and they are now selling all the bells and whistles to "Make it your own".
The people in the commercial look like a bunch of Jesse James wannabees and there is nothing ariginal about them. They are just riding affordablle Japanese Hardley Davidsmess cruiser imitations. Yamahaha even put belt drive on their big Twin to make it more like the H-D.
And after all that time & money they spent on their image, they are still Yamahaha, the company that made the "Virago".
Yamahaha is a 2nd rate stolen ideas kind of company, just the kind of company I want to represent. Razz

Now to top it all off because they know how 2nd rate they are, Yamahaha has paid someone to make a stealthy device that will make you cool on a Yamahaha.
No matter what anyone ever does with a Yamahaha, they will never be able to make it COOL, if you ride a Yammie, you are a compound nerd. Embarassed

Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2005 3:32 pm

I suppose the biggest question is why? If I had $82,579.00 it would not be on some useless gadget! I could buy a collection of many bikes with that much cash! And if someone is riding his duct taped bike into to Surgis do really think he can afford to buy some silly stealth gadget?! Anyway. The ones who can make there bikes run year in year out when they look like clapped out old dogs are cool in my opinion. Not some Hardley wannabe who trailers his bike to run and phones his AA Triple Platinum breakdown personal guy the moment his bike breakdowns because he forgot to turn the fuel tap to on.....

Rant voer now...... Embarassed

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 1:13 am

who needs all that to be cool? MOI? not in this life time!!! iturn the ladies heads where ever I go on my VERY cool Honda. AND I'm cheap!

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:33 am

Ray, I haven't seen the commercials. I sold my TV 12 years ago, Shocked

still haven't missed it.

You still crack me up though! I love your matter of fact, no BS, take it or leave it point of view. I can respect that. beerchug

If we lived closer you and I would get along just fine.

Posted: Sat Nov 05, 2005 5:39 am

rustickles wrote:

Ray, I haven't seen the commercials. I sold my TV 12 years ago, Shocked

still haven't missed it.

You still crack me up though! I love your matter of fact, no BS, take it or leave it point of view. I can respect that. beerchug

If we lived closer you and I would get along just fine.

I certainly entertain the hell out of myself when I read some of the things I write.
We get along good now as far away as we are from each other and I thought you were a pretty cool person when I met you.
See you next year Russ and maybe we can hang for a while?