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chico
CB1100F
Joined: Dec 16, 2008
Posts: 2420
Location: suffern, ny
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Sun Dec 17, 2017 8:15 pm |
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When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then, Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more ...
He went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
When he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a glass of cider and a shot of rum.
He went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum.
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not a lot of people know this.
Chico |
_________________ ´79 CBX sold
"83 CB 1100 Red
´99 Valkyrie Interstate sold
2000 Harley Fatboy
2005 Softail Deluxe
´07 Yamaha FZ traded
'17Triumph Tiger 800
'17 Triumph Bobber
"Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around |
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Grumpy32
Black CB750F
Joined: Jul 05, 2008
Posts: 850
Location: Summerfield, Florida
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Posted:
Mon Dec 18, 2017 1:50 am |
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_________________ Terry
07 cb 900f hornet 919... the fastest Red one. |
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metalganz
Black CB750F
Joined: Jul 31, 2009
Posts: 989
Location: Zwolle Holland
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Posted:
Tue Dec 19, 2017 11:20 am |
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You see even Santa is human :<)) |
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robbo
Silver CB750F
Joined: Apr 07, 2008
Posts: 535
Location: Sydney, Australia
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Posted:
Fri Dec 22, 2017 12:12 am |
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Awesome. Wasn’t feeling the Christmas spirit, but I am now! |
_________________ '83 CB11F - CR33’s, V&H SS, Ohlins shocks, etc. -sold
‘22 Yamaha XSR900 Legend Blue
‘22 Salt Custom Two Stroke (based on KTM 300 EXC TPI) |
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